Kids Say The Funniest.....

Kate is looking at the Adam and Eve story in the children's Bible.

Kate [to Eve, distressed]: Don't eat that! Don't eat that apple!

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Elijah: Is Beau [Bicky's cousin] a doctor?

Bicky: No, he has a special job. When people's backbones don't work, he helps them in their surgeries by giving them metal in their backs instead of bones. 

Elijah [pauses, eyes wide with amazement, then quietly] ...like Wolverine?

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Kate: What's that noise?

Bicky: That's thunder.

A few minutes later, Kate hears thunder again.

Kate: Listen! ...Underwear!